so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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