Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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