she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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