Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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