So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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