we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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