i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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