All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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Sorry hun, "dudes" do NOT avoid booty-calls because they are too lazy to shower. Maybe if the booty is unwashed....maybe.
Avoid booty calls? No ma'am. That's not a dude move.
Sure they do
Chicks don't watch porn ...