sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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