Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
