she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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