Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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