You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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this website is for DRUNK TEXTS. idiots. shut up.
I hope this is from someone who lives in Belton hahaha
This is awesome! And if you don't like it fuck off and find something else to do with ur time
Really, calm down!! do people really think these texts are serious??? I guess most of the US has a sense of humor, the rest have sticks up their asses!!! Loved this one!! great thinking!! ;)
im gonna have to go ahead and say if sex drugs and alchy arent really your thing, this MIGHT not be the best website to hang out on for you. just sayin.
I work at a hospital and we definatley DO have voicemail..... Fuckin idiot
Ah, got a good laugh, damn funny.
That is fucking hilarious! Wish I was the person who first heard that message.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Hillcrest Scott and white or providence? I live in Waco
Where's my money?
-Kermit the Frog (pimp version)
my dad died because he didn't get a liver transplant.
back and forth forever
You can never be too careful.
It's sooo obvious how young some people are here. The indignation reeks of a lack of life experience. How's life on the bubble??? College doesn't mean you have a fucking clue about the real world. The world is evil, unfair, and cruel. Unless world domination is a hundred level course, your pitiful resentment is bull tita!!!
I hate how people get on here to bash the drinking and all the fun shit that goes with it. If you don't like it shut the fuck up you bible thumping bitches. I love college.
Nobody has commented on the fact that the person who wrote this text was probably sober and explaining something that some drunk asshole did the night before, and in the explanation, was stupid enough to think the word precaution needed a hyphen.
Lol! Stupid, but truly funny!!!
Dude 10:15 your such a fucking joy kill
that is fantastic!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
So, this one time, I went to the hospital, and the doctor was giving me a physical, and then he said, "Cough."