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  • this website is for DRUNK TEXTS. idiots. shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:51am
  • I hope this is from someone who lives in Belton hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 2:33pm
  • Really, calm down!! do people really think these texts are serious??? I guess most of the US has a sense of humor, the rest have sticks up their asses!!! Loved this one!! great thinking!! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:18pm
  • im gonna have to go ahead and say if sex drugs and alchy arent really your thing, this MIGHT not be the best website to hang out on for you. just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:55am
  • I work at a hospital and we definatley DO have voicemail..... Fuckin idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:41pm
  • This is awesome! And if you don't like it fuck off and find something else to do with ur time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Ah, got a good laugh, damn funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:48pm
  • That is fucking hilarious! Wish I was the person who first heard that message.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:47pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:12am
  • Hillcrest Scott and white or providence? I live in Waco

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Where's my money? -Kermit the Frog (pimp version)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:46am
  • my dad died because he didn't get a liver transplant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:15pm
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:47am
  • You can never be too careful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:01am
  • It's sooo obvious how young some people are here. The indignation reeks of a lack of life experience. How's life on the bubble??? College doesn't mean you have a fucking clue about the real world. The world is evil, unfair, and cruel. Unless world domination is a hundred level course, your pitiful resentment is bull tita!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:29am
  • I hate how people get on here to bash the drinking and all the fun shit that goes with it. If you don't like it shut the fuck up you bible thumping bitches. I love college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Nobody has commented on the fact that the person who wrote this text was probably sober and explaining something that some drunk asshole did the night before, and in the explanation, was stupid enough to think the word precaution needed a hyphen.

    Submitted by Grassroots on Aug 3, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Lol! Stupid, but truly funny!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:18am
  • Dude 10:15 your such a fucking joy kill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:17pm
  • that is fantastic!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:16am
  • Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:23am
  • So, this one time, I went to the hospital, and the doctor was giving me a physical, and then he said, "Cough." -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:57am