exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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