We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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