Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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