My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
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1:34 - Genius... thought using the word 'thus' would make it sound plausible. Math fail indeed.
I just had a grad party and got a bit over that for dealing with family for 6 hours of time. It's worth it. People are idiots.
Is no one taking into account the fact that the event might be a godawful one? Sometimes its worth it to take a pass...
8:16 Agreed. If you had a day planned of doing nothing but staying in bed with your girl or guy or something like that, and an event came up where you just heard holocaust stories for 6 hours, I think I'd even pay $1000 not to show up.
@8:08pm - 70k is definitely a lot in reno (or anywhere else in non-vegas nevada, which is what this area code is). rich people don't live in such shitty places
the point is at her regular job she gets paid less than $1000 a day, so it's ironic
i don't get it... i'd take $1000 even tho i make over 70k, which isn't much anyways
according to 1:34 she only works 45.6 days out of the entire year.......a whole month and a half.....wow, math is not your strong suit 1:34.....oh I know, perhaps a spelling contest.
people that post on this site are such dumbasses. if you arent intelligent enough to understand this text, kill yourself
$1000= a grand = a G its slang...........well it used to be, I dont know what you cool cooky kids are calling it these days
I mean it's funny, I get it. But I wanna hear about black out drunk idiots, sluts, and bad decisions.
5:52 - "The human race is fucked because people like you are allowed to procreate." That's pretty melodramatic. It's just one math mistake, definitely not a reason to start aborting babies or anything.
1000 divided by 6 = 166.67 an hour. 70k/365(doubtful she works every day of the year though)=191.78 an hour thus a nearly 30 dollar per hour pay cut might actually not be worth her time (though of course 1000 dollars for 6 hours sounds great to me). So actually sweetheart, you're the dipshit who can't do math.
maybe they offered her a cool G to be a stripper at a party
9:37... I just wasted my time doing the exact same math because you already did it. bahhh I'm not even going to try to explain texts to dipshits anymore.
1:34 - You've gotta be fucking kidding me... the human race is fucked because people like you are still allowed to procreate.
HAHAHA 1:34 math fail, now whose the dipshit?
why the fuck is this on texts from last night. not only is it not suiting of what the website is suposed to be for, its not even funny.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH you never learned multiplication, HAYY OH! what a fucking insult. never heard anything more hurtful. i've received texts that are a million times funnier. fuck this.
I think it means the boss was gonna get paid that much, I think its funny. Don't really understand why people are confused.
8:33... only Bret Michaels can pull of the "HAYYY-OHH!"
i read this and did a double take because i thought it was an fml....and then i was confused
working 5 days a week and 8 hour days she makes roughly $34 per hour meaning in a normal 6 hour period she would make $204
this is based off of a 52 wk year minus 104 days for the weekends leaving 261 work days.
p.s. most people who make that kind of money are on salary anyway and not an hourly wage, so it really doesnt matter how many hours or days she works.
wow i can't believe how easily people get confused..... it's a text , not rocket science
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
wrong math 1:34. you didn't divide the 191.78 by 8 (or how ever many hours she works) to get the "per hour." you just figured out what she'd get in a day.
Wrong site, Guy LeDouche.
I'm just actually kind of shocked that somebody who makes 70k a year is someone else's BOSS. What is she the boss of -- a taco truck?
1213 - You're a dipshit. Dividing IS multiplying. Dividing by 20, for example, is the same thing as multiplying by 1/20. Ass clown.
it's division that she'd use, not mulitplication. that's confusing. she wouldn't be multiplying anything.
what an idiot!
how is this a text from last night
I'm trying really hard to see the funny in this. I get it but still it's not even remotely funny
70k/household is solid middle-class territory. It's a good wage.
I think Reno is a nice place. Most people who hate on Reno have only lived in Reno and believe all the "my hometown sucks" hype.
the only funny things on this page:
7:24 just because that is an amazing movie
and the fact that some people didnt even understand the text...its really not confusing, it's just not funny
to the person who posted this text: get used to it, and understand that those are the reasoning skills of most people out there.
Just be glad that you're not an idiot like your boss and reap the rewards of having some actual intelligence.
Why is this a tfln? Boring...
7:32: Hahahaha. I see what you did there.