I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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