ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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