i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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