U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
we have pet lesbian snakes
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
