She said her name was "party"
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.