It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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