spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you would pick up someone in the library
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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