you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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