Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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