I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
we should paint friendship bongs
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