I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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