brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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