it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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