we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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