I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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