I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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