I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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so you fucked her bc she looked like a man?
The situation needs to be in the situation of a bus fire
At least she didn't look like snooki...
Haha good show. And for everyone who thinks J-Woww isn't hot... watch the first episode (or is it the second?) of jersey shore when they all go out and she's wearing the yellow "shirt".
i like that this is a jersey shore area code as well hahahaha.
Jwow is fucking busted as hell u prob wanna fuck the situation too you desprate bitch
Looking like Jwowo is a good reason not to hookup.
YES- I saw the article....
She is together with that dude who punched her....
Must be desperate......
That skank isn't even Italian, just another Franklin square pig!
wasn't jwoww the ugly one?
no, you only had sex with HER because no-one else wanted to have sex with YOU
Whoever said you'd do Snookie...you need to end your life soon, too. Who looks at these girls and wants some?
hahahaha 934, awesome.
1032, you're a douche.
ewww snooki is so gross. shes so uggo i can't look away.
yo that bitch is the shit i love her <3 stop hatin cause she look better than all yall <3
No you didn't! You had sex with her cause she was passed out at a def leopard concert in a porta-john with a bottle of boone's in one hand and a dirty needle in the other!
im from jersey.. and no one from jersey fucking looks like that. they're all from new york, long island.. idiots. id love for them to film my friends and family when we go down the shore. to see how real jerseians do it up.
And people wonder why jersey has a bad name.....
You need to find a way to end your life soon.
Ahahahahahaahahaha that made me fuckinn weeaak maahn
8:21 you can't say Italians suck... All Italians are not guidos.. I'm all Italian and I have blonde hair blue eyes and am the farthest thing from guido you could imagine
244 truer words have never been spoken or typed. good job!
maybe because you're FROM jersey shore. every person on that show is hidious, and I've never even seen the show, only saw pictures. yuuuck. but seeing as that's what your state pulls out, I see why you'd love it.
How do you like that, Trebek?
Cant even read all of these just want to say NORTH JERSEY Blows and South Jersey should be considerred philly.... so PHILLAY PHILLAY. I've disowned jersey thanks to that fucking god awful show
snooki is so fucking ugly
j-woww is so sexy though lol. seriously i would bang her
ew if thats the reason you chose TO fuck her , you have issues
Shut up ryan sam is gna leave u! Jwowwwwww owns
That's every reason why you shouldn't have had sex with her
Stop hating. Don't like her don't talk shit! Snookie
Snookie is the Hand Grenade - LOL
and another thing... arent those Rats all from like staten island or the city... way to go NY
11:41- no I've never been to Jersey, nor do I plan on it. And it's not just Jersey Shore that makes those girls look trashy and disgusting (real housewives does a damn good job too) and I'm sorry, but the girls on both of those shows are hidious, so I'm taking a reasonable guess and saying, that's a big majority of what your states pulls.. besides, it's California love :) LA born and raised
although I must say I am addicted to that show.
OK, we will put the brakes on the Jersey Shore texts.
One minute her eyes are Blue.....then Brown.....
Plus she sounds like a Man
4:37 your most likely some asshole that's only been to Paterson or the oranges and hardly knows what north jersey is. Shut up and eat shit
besides it's time to raise your satandards op
That's the type of girl that you should hide your dick from not give to. Jwoww has boobs, I'll give you that but the rest of her just isn't there.
no guidos whatsoever. fuckin douchebags. no1 is like that in jersey
2:09 stfu! that cant be true! i refuse to believe that. and jwoww has a nice body but those busted blond extensions need to go!
Fail worst show ever
snookie looks like a pig wrapped in a snuggie
7:47 chill out clearly your hating on jersey when you shouldn't be. calmmm down have you ever been to jersey? cus then you would know that the vast majority of the girls in the state are NOTHING like jwoww, or any of the girls on the show.
every single person on that show is fucking ugly
LETS HEAR IT FOR NEWWW YORRRRRK
jk i will f u up
259 IS snooki..has to be to write that b.s
jwoww isn't even good looking
amazinnngg. I'm italian and I find those characters to be my super heroes(:
"i only kissed her coz we were having sex and everyone starting yelling happy new years"
urgh, there was a text just like this the other day!
Jwow is disgusting
jwoww's not even from jersey, and neither is anyone from that show besides sammi. so all you assholes talking shit need to get your facts straight...
Jersey shore- best show ever created.
Peace, love, guidettes<3
Snookie is dating the guy who Clocked her......No Bullshit!!!
...THAT is why I would not have had sex with the girl, just say'in
haha that's hilarious!
Lmao... That would be a reaso to NOT have sex with her
Snookie is the ugliest fat pig i have ever laid eyes on. Bitch deserved to get socked.
so she looked like a guy?
So fucking an orange, greasy man was on your bucket list?
Perfectly acceptable reason
Ewwww Jwoww is disgusting! Ratty hair, fake tits!