I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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i've done it...i won't lie. and never ended up trying to "clean up". and im not a whore. not shaving your legs works too, haha
Grew up in the '70's. look at old porn, shaved was rare then and it never bothered me. Shaved = no hair in your mouth
i never realized how difficult it was for women NOT to be whores. Oh well, all the better for me.
These are the women you treat like a sock. Finish up quick and toss it aside
its true no matter how drunk u are you will leave them on hahah
Im sorry, been there, done that, and it doesnt work.
You'll have hairy sex.
deanna would text someone something like this.
i do that all the time but it never works. i just end up sleeping with them anyway. so now i just shave all the time because i know it wont work.
hahaha i say this too lol
Because she enjoys sex as much as you do, she's a whore?
You're the kind of guy I laugh at on my nights out.
At least she has a sense of humour.
a hairy skank that has suspect personal hygine
pish posh, this is how i got out of my whore phase.
12:22 how does pubic hair = tuna vagina? You don't have to be shaved to wash down there.
tried that. doesn't work
it doesnt work... you just end up having sex with a non-shaved area. embarrassing, but you're probably drunk enough to not care at that point.
Oldest trick in the book!
If a girl does shave right before she goes out, it usually means that she's ok with getting some play, at least for me anyways.
tried it...only worked once, there's hope though!
this WAS on how i met your mother! good show.
i tried this during my vacation in the Bahamas so I could stay "on track," but then Ceicl came along and luckily didn't seem to mind!
That's my method too, but not because I'm a slut I have a boyfriend just sometimes know that we can't possibly be having sex in the next days so I let the kitty grow a little hair. sad thing is it really does not bother him so it doesnt work.
Story of my life...12:31 i literally laughed out loud when i read that
It's not stolen from anywhere you idiot its real life. Probably how HIMYM got the idea, dontcha think?
Happens to me sometimes cuz im lazy. If I do hook up a guy always insists on eating me out anyway. Fuck do I care? If he wants it so bad he can deal with the hair. Too bad I'm passing out as soon as he's done. Not my problem he's an idiot.
ive tried that before... it doesnt work.. i just end up feeling like a hairy beast when i fuck
I told my friend to do this the other day!
Hum... this one never worked for me... I always ended up shaving with his razor over the bathroom sink... not proud!
This is stolen from How I Met Your Mother season 3...
sounds like a solid plan until you blackout....
Respectable guys don't date whores....we fuck them...so good luck find a respectable man..you fucking skanks...
and yes I am aware of the irony of me calling myself respectable then calling you fucking skanks
haha that is exactly what I do!!!! it works like a gem...
Ok, I must put this out there, I don't masturbate to Lord of the Rings. I masturbate to Star Wars...... Thank you
Ha I've tried this soo many times.
Rug munching used to be a sport in the 90s.
I like a decent amount of pubic hair... it reminds me that we're animals. :)
sooo doesnt work =( LOL
hey this actually works for me. best kind of birth control is not taking off your pants.
hahahaha, i've gone out with that mentality buuuut it doesn't always work. i usually warn the guy though and they never seem to care, haha.
This has worked for me every time except one....and that resulted in several cuts trying to clean up while was on his way over.
FIRST!!!! YOU A.LL ARE WAY TOO SLOW AND ARE A BUNCH OF LOSERS!
Thank you Robin Scherbatsky
I absolutely did this when I hung out with a certain ex I was desperately trying not to repeatedly hook up with. Totally worked. Not only did I not hook up with him but he figured I was over him so he started actively pursuing me... which was my goal all along!
i tried that... then i was just really embarassed when we had hairy sex... on two different nights
Ohh, I've totally been there before. It works for me. But I'm also not a slut.
1:30 please allow me to introduce you to HERPES SYMPLEX A
You can't grow back your innocence, you are still a skank
shave that crap, its going to smell like a tuna in a week..........hell might already WHORE
this was on how i met your mother
doesn't work for me either
I do this all the time, works like a charm. Very handy when getting obscenely drunk at parties when one's boyfriend has decided he won't be showing up...
Trust me...this does NOT work!!!!! Only leads to further embarrassment after the fact...
theres another word for that its abstinence so top pretending lik you found a cleer trick to not get knocked up by a guy who only keeps you around becasue your easy
this totally sounds like a blow job girl, i bet she gives out bjs like they are candy.
typical girl from new lenox who i would probably be friends with
Both 11:19's are virgins who still masturbate to Lord of the Rings.
mmm, I love going down on girls with hair. Not too much. But a bit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i hope it was the razor he uses on his face
hahaha uhhhh...i've tried this...and failed...
I just end up in the guy's bathroom with their razor trying to 'clean up' a bit before we fuck
I've tried this. . . usually I'm to drunk to care by the end of the night and I'm usually not sleeping with anyone sober enough to notice. . . sigh.
It works for me 99.99% of the time.But that also may have been my morals kicking in too. Even in my drunken state.
11:24 that was so funny, i cant belive you said that that darn 11:19 is probably so offended. im glad some body was tough enough to call that person on their inability to pull hoes and their strange atraction to lord of the rings you should tech them how you score on a regular basis
Don't shave, then just blow your dates. That is safer anyway.
I totoally do this its def the best way to keep yourself from having rando sex :)
oh but why doesn't he love me???
I do this too!!! Not shaving your legs works as well. That'll give you the mental "ew" enough to not want to get felt up. :)
It's on a movie.
Hey, 11:19, I think I may know you. And you are a dirty skank ass whore who will die alone
I've heard that called a "Chastity Pelt" =D
Promise you that this does not work