Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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