Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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