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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee

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• (214): View more from Texas

  he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  well ya only live once...

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  that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do

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