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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

don't read that magazine bro. I came in it

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(570): don't read that magazine bro. I came in it http://tfl.nu/xo8s

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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.

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(402): my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk. http://tfl.nu/e85f

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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself

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(856): i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself http://tfl.nu/wqdu

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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.

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(503): When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning. http://tfl.nu/i94f

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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea

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(850): I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea http://tfl.nu/d42k

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(816): View more from Missouri

Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?

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(816): Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation? http://tfl.nu/p01u

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(240): View more from Maryland

i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.

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(240): i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark. http://tfl.nu/ophf

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(910): View more from North Carolina

It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did

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(910): It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did http://tfl.nu/v7hu

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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"

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(630): Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later" http://tfl.nu/rgop

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(805): View more from California

I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.

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(805): I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights. http://tfl.nu/b17v

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(231): View more from Michigan

Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap

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(231): Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap http://tfl.nu/aur6

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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.

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(627): Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time. http://tfl.nu/xynl

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator

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(507): I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator http://tfl.nu/y7bc

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$

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(304): I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$ http://tfl.nu/l4gn

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(317): View more from Indiana

Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.

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(317): Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life. http://tfl.nu/xt94

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