I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
And then my night got REAL pukey
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.