lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
ttyl tear gas
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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