i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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