god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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