Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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