So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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