the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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