: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I faked an abortion last night.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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