Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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