She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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