We should be called the Road Head Warriors
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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