the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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