You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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