I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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