Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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