Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
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This is classic, and what this site is supposed to be about. love it!
So True So True So True - This is Funny :)
I like it; it's funny.
I'm 106 days sober, and agree.
Yes we know this isn't FML but if it was sent in a text then it belongs here.
you people below need to go buy yourself a sense of humor. this is hilarious and EXACTLY what this site is all about.
i know why you have such relationships...beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
I agree with the 6:17pm post (although this really ISN'T the site for this...)
Hahaha wrong site but i loovesss iiiiit
FML is for people who feel bad about themselves! This is just true. and hilarious.
this is NOT fml.com
go post on that sight...... bc nobody here cares,
that's the worst...i know
Seriously. Go post this on fml. Wrong site.
Haha, my best friend is now an alcoholic and it's my fault. Now I don;t drink and we stopped hanging out. I can definately relate!! Fuuuuuunnnnnyyyyy!!!
Unfortunately I can 100% sympathize : /
I like this.
Fuck everyone else.
Totally know what you mean.
i really don't understand why people think its worth their time to judge other people based on their text messages, find something more productive to do with your lives, this is supposed to be funny so if you think its stupid move on to something else
I love my drunk friends!
lol what a dumb whore.
or kill yourself.
An unfortunate slight
this describes my life
this gets a facebook 'like'
I feel ya on this one..wrong site or not..definitely two thumbs up
haha yeahh... definitely been there.
Done that, Once i had a year of a drunken relationship and then got sick and was sober for a little over a week and ended up dumping the girl cause i couldnt stand her