have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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