I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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